Oh, we have a President?

Henry Blodget became infamous during a prior, relatively modest, market crash. Now he writes witty stock market analyses.

Today's ended with a surprise reminder that Bush is still around.

World Markets Smashed, Massive New Bailout Talks

...In other news, our leader will speak to us this morning and tell us to remain calm.

Emily says it's kind of cute that Bush is still trying. We thought he'd left for his new Dallas home.

As long as he sticks to pointless speeches rather than, say, declaring war on Pakistan. You did know there was an undeclared war going on there, didn't you?