Monday, January 12, 2009

Guru-level air travel tips

I am a lowly travel worm, unworthy to learn the techniques of the travel Ninja (emphases mine) …

Being John Glaser 1/6/09

… Preventing the person in front of you from reclining their seat (Spilling soda on their head is minus 5 points. Pointing the air vent so that it blows on their head is plus 5 points.)…

… Stopping the person next to you from reading over your shoulder. (Saying “Read my stuff again and I’ll kill you” is minus 5 points. Turning the book/newspaper upside down and continue reading earns the contestant 5 points.)…

Captured via Jacob Reider’s Google Reader shared item list.

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