IE has started crashing on me. It's never done that before. Maybe IE feels bad that I've left it for Firefox?
Or is it the Google toolbar? Last time IE crashed, it kindly told me, as a part of the post-crash report, that I had the Google Toolbar installed. It didn't say I should remove it. Of course IE has never before had a problem with the Google Toolbar. The only way that COULD happen would be if one of those endless IE patches had, as a most unfortunate side-effect, an incompatibility with the Google Toolbar.
Nahhh. Microsoft has never done anything like that before. Have they?
[cue: evil, diabolical, echoing, laughter]