Op-Ed Columnist - Our Election Whopper - NYTimes.comIf I were Tyrant I would identify every voter who's still undecided 10 days before an American election. I'd then remove their right to drink, vote or drive.
... In The Times’s poll, the percentage of respondents who said that they weren’t totally sure who they were going to vote for was almost identical to the percentage who said that they think the economy is doing well. Are they the same people? If so, perhaps they are still undecided because they are waiting to get their marching orders from well-informed friends like Abraham Lincoln, St. Catherine of Siena or Seabiscuit...
One of the many reasons I'll never be able to run for office!
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